Arrested OC Meme.

Instructions:
Your character has been arrested, out of the blue.

For what? Who knows.

When and where? Up to you.

Your character has been dragged into one of those little interrogation rooms - the ones with the big one-way mirror (where your character can stare lovingly into his/her/its own reflection while creeping out the people beyond the glass). If your character has super-powers or advanced technology or has some forceful means of retaliation these cops don't care. They have whatever means necessary to keep your character where they are. You're supposed to know just as much about why your character has been arrested as your character does, so answer this all entirely in-character. No exceptions - don't fill this out if you don't plan to answer IC.

Remember your character has been arrested and hauled in for interrogation while doing nothing crime worthy. They don't know why they're in this situation, unless they are a criminal and might have an idea, and the cops have revealed nothing. Even if they have done nothing crime-worthy, ever, they've been arrested and must act accordingly.

If you have some sort of inseparable duo then, I'm sorry, but they've been separated. Answer for one of them, at the bottom you'll get to dictate the end (which may tie to your other character) anyway.

Bonus points if your character is on the police force and there's been a tragic mix-up.

To help with your answers:
The room is pitch black, other than the light shining directly into your character's face to make it possible for the cops to see your character but impairs your character's vision (if they're blind this isn't a problem to begin with).

There are two cops in the room, one is seated across a table from your character, for all intents and purposes his name is Fluffy. Fluffy has had a bad day and is seething with irrefutable rage at your character's alleged criminal activities (and the coffee he had earlier. It was half-cream. He loathes cream.). The other cop is by the door, your character will not know he's here until he speaks (unless they have some sort of ability/power/sense that would allow them to notice him), his name is Kroc. He is in an excellent mood, as he's indulging in sadistic fantasies starring your character.

They will both ignore any and all questions your character asks of them

This is a transition:
Amaya was thrown in a hard, metal chair. Jeez, that fucking hurt. Couldn't they put us poor people who are being suspected of crime more comfortable seats? She adjusts herself and tries to get comfortable. Not possible I see. What's even worse is that stupid light! It's so damn bright. Amaya tries looking around to see her surroundings, but all she can see is darkness, that blinding light, some dinky table, and a pissed-off looking cop guy. Any possible escape routes could not be located at the time. Not that she'd be able to get far. Her hands and feet are handcuffed. Hmm, I wonder if this is for a more recent crime or an older one... Although, it can't be a recent one... I haven't had a mission for about two weeks... Amaya was suddenly broken out her train of thought when a hand slammed on the table in front of her and the interrogation began...

[1] Fluffy: We can do this the hard way... or the harder way. You give me any cute remarks and I get to have a field day with your face, ain't no good cops here to save you.
Amaya sighs giving one last look around the vast darkness of the room she was in. She looks up at the cop guy trying to decide if she should be difficult or just cooperate. Well, I guess I'll just cooperate with this guy. I don't want my face field dayed on. "Yes, sir. Mr. Cop, sir." Amaya says with an unamused face.

[2] Fluffy: Yeah. I've seen that look before. You're thinking that was the lamest thing you've ever heard, weren't you? Bet you think you're awful clever, huh? Think I'm stupid? Well we'll just see who the stupid one is when you're behind bars. How you like that, smartass?
Amaya gives a look of confusion and sweat drops. What is this man going on about? "I didn't indicate in anyway I thought you were stupid, sir." Geez. Maybe this man is actually stupid.

[3] Fluffy: Let's start with the basics. Where were you last night 'tween ten an' eleven?
Amaya looks off into a distant, of what she thought was, a corner of the room and thought for a few seconds. She looks back at Fluffy and answers his question. "Around that time I was watching t.v. in the living room of the base. I heard Deidara yelling at Tobi about something, he sounded very mad, so I got up to go help Tobi and make sure Deidara didn't kill him." She gives a quick nod, approving of her own answer.

[4] Fluffy: Hah! You got the look of a killer, but nothin' happened last night 'tween ten an' eleven, but you knew that, didn' you? I saw that confused look in your eyes. Nah, we wanna know what you were doing at one in the morning last Wednesday.
"I was asleep in my bedroom, sir." Amaya says with an 'isn't that obvious' look. What else would I be doing at that time? Singing Christmas carols with Kisame? Amaya smiles to herself a bit, amused at her own thought.

[5] Fluffy: Just digging yourself a deeper hole. You think you can get away with that? We already know what you did last Wednesday. All you criminal folk are the same, thinking you can look all innocent and avoid persecution. Not while I'm around. Since we already know what happened and all why don't you tell us the truth?
Amaya was getting more and more impatient with this man. Is he trying to aggravate me?! "Sir, every word that has come out of my mouth was the complete truth. I just want to get out of here, so I am not going to make things more difficult! So, can we please wrap this up?" Amaya says with a friendly smile hoping the cop will be more inclined to let her go.   


[6] Fluffy: Gonna stick to the lies? Fine, fine, it'll make you look that much worse in court. Compulsive liar, adding it to the list. You've got quite the hefty file, did you know that?
Amaya gets a look of confusion for a second, but then she remembers that she is a part of the Akatsuki. Obviously they are going to have records of me. How could I have forgotten? Oh well. "Hmm. Is that so, Mr. Cop? I'm sure you are highly impressed by my abilities. If you want my autograph, I would looove to give it to you." Amaya says and laughs a bit at her last comment.

[7] Fluffy: May not realize it, but everything piles up. Shoulda joined the police force before it was too late for you; the things we get away with! Hey, we could've been friends! [From the corner, Korc, there comes a low chuckle.] Yeah, probably not, I'd never be friends with scum like you. Speaking of scum, know who we got as a witness? No? C'mon, it'll be fun, just give it a guess.
Amaya looks around the vast darkness of the room she was in, trying to find the other person in the room with Mr. Cop and her. The fuck was that? Someone else is here? If only they got new lighting in this stupid place. "Well, Mr. Cop, I wouldn't be surprised if Hidan-chan wanted to fuck with me like this. Maybe, someone from my former village reported me? Dunno."  

[8] Fluffy: Not that I thought you'd figure it out, but I thought a criminal mastermind would be smarter. You ever even go to school?
Amaya sighs. I am losing my patience with this man. When will he let me leave?! With a slight glare Amaya answers the question. "Yes, sir. I did go to school. I went to school and learned all the basic ninja skills, and other skills I would need in life. Despite you thinking I'm stupid, I'm quite intelligent." If she could, Amaya would cross her arms, and look away from the cop guy with a pout on her face, but she can't cross her arms. So, she'll settle for just the pouting.

[9] Fluffy: I don't believe it. Oh, look, it says here you're a compulsive liar, I guess that fits, then. Well, it was easy enough catching you, no matter your education. Think you can learn from the experience? Think you could do better next time? Make it a little more interesting for us?
Amaya scoffs and lets out a single chuckle. "Listen, I don't know how you caught me this time. You just caught me off guard, but next time it won't be so easy. I will definitely not go down without a fight. And sure, I'll make it veeery interesting for you." Amaya says with a smirk on her face.

[10] Fluffy: Yeah, yeah. Save it. Want some advice on how to do better next time?
"Not really, Mr. Cop, but please humor little ol' me." Amaya chuckles. This whole situation is actually getting quite interesting. Hmhm.  

[11] Fluffy: How about being less dense? I realize that's a lot to ask of you, but it might work out better if you really tried. What? Surprised? Thought I'd really help you out?
"No, I never did think you would help me out. I'm not a dimwit." Amaya says while rolling her eyes.

[12] Korc: State your name for the record.
"I'm Amaya Nakamura!" Amaya says with a toothy grin.

[13] Fluffy: Really! This compulsive lying thing is really going too far, think you're cute, Vitamitamassimo? Think again.
Amaya looks at the cop guy with a huge 'what the fuck' look. Whoooo? "Sir, what are you talking about? Who is this Vitaminmassacre person? I can assure you that is not me."

[14] Fluffy: You don't... really look much like these mug shots from the past. But... it does say you're a master of disguise. You got a number I can call? Someone to contact? I'm so fired if you're actually a civvie.  
Amaya gives the man a 'No shit I'm not that man, Sherlock' look. "Thank you for finally realizing that I am not that Vitaminmassacre guy! Just call this man..." Amaya tells Mr. Cop the number to Deidara's phone.

[Fluffy gets up to leave the room, pushing past Korc to investigate whatever information your character has given him, whether it be a phone number, address, identification or just their name. Below, write out the rest of the scenario using what you know of Fluffy, Korc, your OC and the environment. There may still be limitations on your character's powers and abilities, and any weapons they might have had on their person would have been taken away, but whatever was restraining them is now gone.]

Amaya begins looking around the room mindlessly thinking of something, humming to herself, happy that Mr. Cop turned off that blinding light and switched on the normal ones when...

[15] Korc: Miss Nakamura, seems you like to make smart ass comments.
Amaya looks over innocently at the other man. "What makes you think that, sir? Little ol' me was just answering the questions." She says in fake confusion, batting her eyelashes then giggles to herself.

[16] Korc: Jail's not a nice place. I don't think someone like yourself would be able to handle it and you obviously are not completely innocent.
Amaya looks at the man with an emotionless face. "Maybe that's true, maybe that isn't true. You two cops have no hard evidence of me doing anything, though. So.... guess I get to leave scotch free." Amaya sighs. When is Deidara going to be here! I want to leave!

Amaya then hears footsteps coming up the hall, she excitedly jumps out of the metal chair she was sitting in for the past hour and starts heading towards the exit of the room. She sees Mr. Cop and a not-so-happy looking Deidara. "What are you doing here, un?! You made me come all the way over here just to get you, yeah!?" Deidara said. Amaya could tell he was annoyed with her, but he won't stay like for too long. "Sorry Deidara! It won't happen again!" Amaya says with a smile.